Rumor has it that a discussion happened several days before Mother's Day that sounded something like this:
"Do you have any good idea's for what we should give Mom for Mother's Day?"
"Well, on the radio it said that most moms like a day away from their kids best."
"But our mom isn't like most moms."
"That's true. . . hmm. . .well . . we could get her a new septic tank . . .
However, they opted for Dark Chocolate, a candle, getting one of my favorite chairs recovered, and a lovely trip to Meremac Springs Park.