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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The 10 Advantages of a Unicycle Over a Conventional Bicycle.


Posted by Joel Nisbett.

1. There are very few things to go wrong on a unicycle making them much easier to maintain.

2. There are only a handful of people who ride unicycles which means that you earn a lot of respect if you can.

3. Unicycles don't require the use of hands leaving them available to carry things.

4. You have the ability to hop, making it easier to go up steps, etc.

5. They are much easier to maneuver precisely making them much easier to ride in a crowd of people.

6. You never see signs that say, "No Unicycling."

7. They are relatively light which means you can pick them up and carry them easily.

8. There is no end to the skills you can develop on a unicycle. (Can you go backwards on your bike?)

9. They are very versatile in a variety of different environments.

10. They are so much easier to pack so that you can take them along while traveling.

Bonus Points: They are simply more fun to ride!


The moral is, everybody should go buy a unicycle! Of course, if this happened, advantage #2 wouldn't be true but that doesn't matter; unicycles would still be superior to bicycles!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Genesis 31:12 - Unicycles are gay

Anonymous said...

Unicycles are groovy! I'm still learning to ride mine, but just owning one is already impressing my friends.